The New Map of America

20. sep. 2019
9 357 509 Ogledi

♦ People in the video ♦
Ted -
Jawsh -
Traves -
Hugbox -
Mason -
Fitz -
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Music -
Intro: ibrahim - land of petals
Outro: hier - confess
Other music I have used can be found here -
The New Map of America


    CallMeCarsonCallMeCarsonPred letom
    • Fuck yeah! Youtooz!!

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    • Taking your ex back is like putting poop back into your butt

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    • @River Life oh.

      Jacob MathewsJacob MathewsPred 2 meseci
    • where is it i cant find it

      Walter DogWalter DogPred 3 meseci
    • O no

      Turbkey SamdwichTurbkey SamdwichPred 3 meseci
  • icebox carson

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  • icebox

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  • I miss you, come back. (PLZ)

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  • Come back carson

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  • 4:40 ah

    Jason McMillinJason McMillinPred 16 urami
  • Why does pheb look like a rage comic face

    [GD]LegoFatXD[GD]LegoFatXDPred 23 urami
  • Man I’ll miss these

    __F1R3BOLT__F1R3BOLTPred dnevom
  • I miss these video sad that what happen to Carson the jokes, the laugh, the memes.

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  • travis is such a fuckin brainlet

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  • 3:39 that image did not age well

    Triple A BatteryTriple A BatteryPred 2 dnevi
  • Did SHACK turn into BIG LION? Is there lore?

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  • Travis is just a gift

    Bing BongBing BongPred 2 dnevi
  • Oh God he's so powerful

    EdgyBoyEdgyBoyPred 3 dnevi
  • 6’6 bitchs

  • Fitz joke didnt age well...

    Isayah SorianoIsayah SorianoPred 6 dnevi
  • Fitz cheated with Kate because people wanted Carson’s youtooz more

  • I love how it went from redesigning america to the Great War of Big Lion and Pheb

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  • murica'

    No namerNo namerPred 8 dnevi
  • 3:36 accurate

    TolerableTolerablePred 8 dnevi
  • One of his best videos

    GDvoltageGDvoltagePred 9 dnevi
  • damn

    Otis-Bean MyhillOtis-Bean MyhillPred 10 dnevi
  • Who's the guy who laughs like Joe Swanson?

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    • Joe Swanson

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  • Carson

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  • This is just ADHD recorded

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  • B ! € C L 1 ○ N

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  • 3:40 "That one didn't age quite so well" -JonTron

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  • 5:26 what is he making?

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    • A religion

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    • Hamburger Cheeseburger Big Mac Whooper

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  • 3:36 aged like a fine wine

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  • Big lion vs. Merciless sun god

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  • big lion

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    • big lion

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  • 15:33

    Daan VanrusseltDaan VanrusseltPred 18 dnevi
  • lol Carson was upset about traves's A, but the font his captions are in have it

    Josiah ButlerJosiah ButlerPred 20 dnevi
  • Wood fired pizza?

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  • "Unarmiceh"

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  • Ted is a masterful storyteller

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  • 3:35

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  • The big lion joke never gets old...

    Jordan JoestarJordan JoestarPred 21 dnevom
    • Big lion

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    • big lion

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  • "how do you make a four leaf clover?" "why?" "i'm putting it on my alligator"

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  • im going to miss the hell out of this

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    • It's still here

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    • big lion

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  • 0:08 love how it took Ted a second to register what was said.

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  • Is this what it’s like to be high

    Johnny GJohnny GPred 24 dnevi
  • 3:41 huh...

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    • big lion

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    • foreshadowing

      Daniel FintanDaniel FintanPred 21 dnevom
  • I wish I could think like travis

    greenechickengreenechickenPred 26 dnevi
  • this is my favourite carson video. Too bad he’ll never make another like it because he is a disgusting individual 🙏🏼

    BreloumBreloumPred 27 dnevi
    • @Nepeta Ren he didn't use his power to guilt trip her, he just dated a fan. sure, may be unprofessional, but he was 19. also, the law is clearly outdated, since she could legally fuck him and have a kid with him, but couldn't send him a picture of herself. also, in 2 months she would legally be able to fuck 70 year old men. don't base your morals on laws. i recall a couple years ago when a man put a camera on his foot to look up womens' skirts, and when a girl's husband noticed, he punched the man and knocked him out. in court, they realized what the guy did wasn't illegal and so they couldn't charge him for invasion of privacy. however, the husband got charged for assault since the other guy was innocent.

      pinksoftpinksoftPred 5 dnevi
    • @pinksoft used his position of power over a fan to guilt trip her for nudes. Also online pornography doesnt care about age of consent, if the subject is under 18 its considered cp

      Nepeta RenNepeta RenPred 5 dnevi
    • imagine thinking that carson's worse than what james or miniladd did. you're a disgusting individual yourself 🙏🏼

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    • @Angelita what did he do wrong tho? genuinely. the age gap isn't a problem, sooooo

      pinksoftpinksoftPred 13 dnevi
    • The people in these comments are something else- not even his own friends are defending him, just accept that hes a disgusting human being

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  • All hail Big Lion

    The NutThe NutPred 27 dnevi
    • big lion

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  • mmm

    JordynJordynPred 28 dnevi
  • The noise Ted makes when he made the box around the man was so inspiring

    TRAK1LL3NTRAK1LL3NPred 28 dnevi
  • This is the thought process of those deviantart people

    MistaFadoraMistaFadoraPred 29 dnevi
  • ted ruined this video to get back at them for tormenting him in the first two videos of this series

    Gravy MaskGravy MaskPred 29 dnevi
  • Just visiting Carson one last time 😔

    Kandie DeathKandie DeathPred 29 dnevi
    • @Reptul big loin indeed 😔

      MancuboyMancuboyPred 2 dnevi
    • big lion

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  • 3:42 well that backfired

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    • big lion

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  • dude writes his A's all fancy but doesnt even know what a noun is

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  • Yea

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    • uhuh

      ReptulReptulPred 17 dnevi
  • Plot twist: the cancellation as actually just a plot made by fitz so his youtooz would be the only acceptable one

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    • big lion

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  • He clearly likes it!

    JT CannonJT CannonPred mesecem
    • Yes... he clearly does

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  • The best part of the Imgur link on that one Youtooz meme, it actually leads to a photo of the back of Carson’s Youtooz.

    Chris HandsomeChris HandsomePred mesecem
  • What website did they use? I can't find it

    Andrew Pipe-HwangAndrew Pipe-HwangPred mesecem
    • Ms paint

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    • It is Microsoft Paint

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    • I think they used Microsoft paint

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  • As a Florida citizen I am offended and pleased that I am know a South American citizen know

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  • I wish I had Traves' train of thought

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  • *big lion is the beginning and end of all things.*

    RedRice94RedRice94Pred mesecem
    • big lion

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  • To this day, I have no idea where big lion came from

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    • big lion

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    • and we never will

      Imperial MafiaImperial MafiaPred mesecem
  • I always new ted was a bit coo coo but now it’s just?!?

    Samuel LodgeSamuel LodgePred mesecem
  • This cannot happen, remodeling is impossible because you will have to edit tectonic plates/the land, and would need too many tools to remove land.

    Keegan ThomasKeegan ThomasPred mesecem
    • big lion

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    • @Max Kathirgamanathan yea he doesn’t upload if that’s what you mean

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    • @Harvest Commands I guess that depends apon your definition

      Max KathirgamanathanMax KathirgamanathanPred 23 dnevi
    • @Max Kathirgamanathan what, callmecarsons channel ain’t dead, i mean we’re here

      Harvest CommandsHarvest CommandsPred 23 dnevi
    • @SmallXuhhhhh or the time being it is....

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  • Ted didn’t just make a map. He created an entire universe with an entire timeline and plot.

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  • This aged like shredded cheese in a humid room 3:35

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    • big lion

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  • I miss these we miss u Carson hope u ok

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    • no.

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    • big lion

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  • I wish I was watching Carson when his yootooz cam out, if only i started one month before I actually did. 😢

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  • I’m sorry guys but this is still funny so I am going to re watch it 27838x

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  • I am living with the wisdom tree, AKA Minnesota, where we fist fight wild turkeys on the daily and shovel driveways to pay our fucking bills (we don't pay taxes)

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  • :/

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  • bug lion is actually covid

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  • is it bad that travis is literally the way i think

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  • I love how Travis virtually sounds like and seems to act like a child in this entire video We also need big lion merch from someone from somewhere

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  • 12:39 dreamwastaken

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    • sapnap

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  • I don't remember that intro when the video came out. Weird.....

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  • The Lion

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    • big lion

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  • I want the drugs Traves is on

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  • 4:39 why is there a moan at the end...

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  • *50,000 people used to live here,now it‘s a ghost town*

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    • big lion

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  • 3:36 “that one didn’t age so well”

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    • big lion

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    • O no

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  • One last time, before I finally say goodbye, I think.

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    • big lion

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    • Good luck. I honestly can't say goodbye I've been watching for 2 years now and he's the only person/content that matches my humor perfectly. The news crushed me and it still is

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  • A testament to Travis’ s intelligence

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  • we are the swiss virginia republics

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  • Country roads Take me home To the place That I belong SWISS VIRGINIA

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  • Weel

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  • Please come back Carson..

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    • big lion

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    • @Isplody both accusations are incorrect lmao

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    • @SmallX go to name mc and look at carsons old minecraft name

      IsplodyIsplodyPred mesecem
    • @SmallX exactly this. if he wasn't a big SLworldsr noone would care

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    • @MeLlamoAlfonzo nah not really he didnt do shit, he just has a big name so people care

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  • Ted's art style rivals that of the all mighty sam,o,nella

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  • big lion

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    • big lion

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  • After this video I had to wait for like 2 minutes to catch my breath I literally couldn't breathe it was so hard.

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  • This was the most i've laughed this is too funny.

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  • Holy shit

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  • Holy shit it's fuckin Big Lion

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  • 3:41 oof

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    • big lion

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    • it's sad

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  • I thought Florida look like a gun handle

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  • “I don’t know what ears look like” “Did you know you have two of them” “Yeah but I can’t see them right now” Right now?!

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  • a

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    • Big lion.

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    • @Victorianism good talk

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    • @Vengeance Dad good talk

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    • @Vengeance Dad Z

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    • @Victorianism Y

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