20. dec. 2017
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  • Cute couple.

    offbrandcatoffbrandcatPred 3 meseci
  • Wow! Great Video Mr.Carson!

    GodGodPred 4 meseci
  • I miss these two together

    Kidd FinnKidd FinnPred 4 meseci
  • what does bill nye like in a women? the bill thighs (im not sorry)

    • alternative: the bill eyes

      DEMANATIDEMANATIPred 6 meseci
  • Wen fornine

    Flann GamesFlann GamesPred 6 meseci
  • I don’t want people bein like bill nye the German spy

    Lil R0g3rLil R0g3rPred 8 meseci
  • For the batsignal say batshit stupid

    the_ burritoboithe_ burritoboiPred letom
  • 1:03 one year later this joke is just sad lmao. he was recently arrested for selling/distributing drugs.. *_BILL NYE THE DRUGGY GUY_*

    NyctophileNyctophilePred letom
  • My brain has fallen and it can’t get up

    Mango CouncilMango CouncilPred letom
  • And lol bill nie 😂😂😂😂

    the bill gyethe bill gyePred letom
  • Best duo every in anything

    the bill gyethe bill gyePred letom
  • da

    Maya MabryMaya MabryPred letom
  • Bill Nah

    Oof 2000Oof 2000Pred letom
  • Bruh 1.9 million?

    Jeffrey PlaysJeffrey PlaysPred letom
  • hey guys remember when racc was alive

    Berry NiceBerry NicePred letom
  • This hurt me

    Nicholas BucciNicholas BucciPred letom
  • Carson is a doink!

    Treborx4Treborx4Pred letom
  • This was posted on my birthday! :D

    Jas SkyJas SkyPred letom
  • Thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you Carson so much oh god sweet jesus holy crap so much. This was epic funny funny epic epic epic funny

    ZimthoseZimthosePred letom
    • forget about it @pizzadog 122

      ZimthoseZimthosePred letom
    • where is my son

      pizzadog 122pizzadog 122Pred letom
  • When they ask alexa why MySpace other people's space my alexa when off Idk what it said but ya know lol

    Nathan Da monkeyNathan Da monkeyPred letom
  • Bats dumb

    Neco FanNeco FanPred letom

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  • I’m in the thumbnail yay!

    CheemsCheemsPred letom
  • The iron clooch

    Hairy BallsackHairy BallsackPred letom
  • 1:42 please don't actually look it up, it's bad

    Gabriel ChmielewskiGabriel ChmielewskiPred letom
  • Love the Mario galaxy background music 😘

    Lieutenant WumboLieutenant WumboPred letom
  • 2:00 wouldn’t that be a triforce

    Austin BrooksAustin BrooksPred letom
  • watch with subtitles lmao

    Brandon FreedmanBrandon FreedmanPred letom
  • he clearly likes it!

    Luxe 546Luxe 546Pred letom
  • my alexa turned on while i was watching this

    Aaron SaldanaAaron SaldanaPred letom
  • Carson, you fuckin amateur, mute Rac in the in-game chat so we don't hear the echo!

    Sound guySound guyPred letom
  • You just know they high as shit

    Brianne FodrieBrianne FodriePred letom
  • Super Mario Galaxy ambience music in the background made my day

    Sure, why notSure, why notPred letom
  • I was in the middle of drinking my breast milk that I received from my raccoon, when I heard Bill Nah and for some reason I almost waterfalled it out of my mouth back into the anus of a young child.

    Fantasy GamerFantasy GamerPred letom
  • raccooneggs you jackass you turned on my alexa

    NitzelNitzelPred letom
  • I love Samuel L Jackson

    AntiGabieAntiGabiePred letom

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  • That’s the most beautiful like/dislike ratio I’ve ever seen in my life.

    Jessse5150Jessse5150Pred letom
  • I want to play a game with racc!!!

    TheGamingGeekTheGamingGeekPred letom
  • Alexa how many miles are in a year 2 gallons

    NoHomo _NoHomo _Pred letom
  • What’s the background music?

    Klay KamikazeKlay KamikazePred letom
  • Siri show me Trapezoid Trap Porn

    ashkechum101ashkechum101Pred letom
  • I can’t imagine racc not trying to roast

    Cat Girl P3n3tr8torCat Girl P3n3tr8torPred letom
  • My alexa actually answered the questions you asked lol

    Albatrozz310Albatrozz310Pred letom
  • 🤔

    Anthony CalderonAnthony CalderonPred letom
  • Alexa, look up the square root of oval. *answer comes back* So that's the square root of my head, no wonder I'm dumb as hell.

    BioshockinBioshockinPred 2 leti
  • What do you call when a bowler hits back? Counter STRIKE

    Sir. ManningtonSir. ManningtonPred 2 leti
  • You forgot the trapizium the isosceles and equilateral triangle

    Fragile TofuFragile TofuPred 2 leti
  • he clearly likes it

    Jog ClemsonJog ClemsonPred 2 leti
  • the link to raccooneggs in the description is missing a w in the www part :'''''(

    ke bke bPred 2 leti
  • If you were a dog calendar, all the pictures would be of cats. We know you have been lying about who you are. And we are very disappointed.

    Anthony ScottAnthony ScottPred 2 leti
  • Bill nah the 21 century brah

    solidsolidPred 2 leti
  • I feel like the stupidest duo would be Carson and Zuckles

    IGotNoIdeasIGotNoIdeasPred 2 leti
    • U calling racc smart

      miles fishermiles fisherPred letom
  • Who needs Bill Nah? Cat boys are BILL NYA

    EviEviPred 2 leti
  • On a scale of OK to OK how OK are you?

    I honestly Don’t knowI honestly Don’t knowPred 2 leti
    • Kyle Bryce meh

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  • Intro song?

    Authentic ElleAuthentic EllePred 2 leti
  • CallMeForeSkin

    The Mysterious GoofThe Mysterious GoofPred 2 leti
  • Why is suicide illegal if you cant penalize a dead person?

    xd popsxd popsPred 2 leti
  • call me carpet

    VshantiVshantiPred 2 leti
  • Your voice is fucked

    Bass RiceBass RicePred 2 leti
  • Naked gun boys

    Bass RiceBass RicePred 2 leti
  • It’s hard to find someone in a game with a good sense of humor because all your other friends rage quit

    Tre ParkerTre ParkerPred 2 leti
  • Bill _Nay_

    GrimwoodGrimwoodPred 2 leti
  • no my good carson, this is *the greatest duo ever*

    Mrmudmigs GamingMrmudmigs GamingPred 2 leti
  • Why is there like no comments

    Vinvan ArtsyVinvan ArtsyPred 2 leti
  • bill nah the science brah

    Sul OpreymSul OpreymPred 2 leti
  • Doctor Huu

    doosdoosPred 2 leti
  • Could have been bill nein

    LxnelyLxnelyPred 2 leti
  • Racc:makes mediocre joke Everybody:😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    Hun TerHun TerPred 2 leti
    • Cuz he’s funny

      miles fishermiles fisherPred letom
  • Bill nye the russian spy

    Chronic TokuChronic TokuPred 2 leti
    • Bill Nye the nazi spy

      Ryan ParkerRyan ParkerPred letom
    • ᖴ ᑌ ᔕ E T O K ᑌ bill bye this joke was dry, you can do better, just gotta try

      justalittledeadlyapplejustalittledeadlyapplePred 2 leti
    • BlueJacketsArt atleast mine didnt let me watch a callmecarson vid as a fetus

      Chronic TokuChronic TokuPred 2 leti
    • ᖴ ᑌ ᔕ E T O K ᑌ bill nye your moms a guy

      BlueJacketsArtBlueJacketsArtPred 2 leti
  • My Alexa picked up your request.

    sketchywolffsketchywolffPred 2 leti
    • which one lmao

      Cranberry JuiceCranberry JuicePred 2 meseci
  • Thank you Racc for coming out as a three midgets stacked in an overcoat pretending to be one midgets stacked in three overcoats porn enthusiast like myself

    Nathan BrownNathan BrownPred 2 leti
  • Bill Maybe

    MeOGMeOGPred 2 leti
  • Tell me why when racc started to say ‘Alexa why MySpace other people space’ my actual Alexa answered

    Daniela AnzoraDaniela AnzoraPred 2 leti
  • You know I feel like a lot of the shit he says is funnier when your name is actually Carson

    Festive NinjaFestive NinjaPred 2 leti
  • 2:35 "heheH alrighty" More on raccooneggs' bullying rampage at 5

    bathbathPred 2 leti
  • Bill nye the racist guy

    Slaved CommunistSlaved CommunistPred 2 leti
  • this video + me drinking fanta = human soda fountain, and i loved the shape porn it was really "thinking outside of the box "

    D3pressed tvD3pressed tvPred 2 leti
  • "Bat dumb" should be up there with "cat smart" and "dog tired".

    Alex FeltonAlex FeltonPred 2 leti
  • Alexa why dont they sell drugs at the drugstore?

    Yannik DuweYannik DuwePred 2 leti
  • Hey Alexa, look up circle circle jerk

    Uung UungUung UungPred 2 leti
  • You can’t say super signal because that’s ss

    Jacob AJacob APred 2 leti
  • You’re mic sounds like a taco shell

    RWD CactusRWD CactusPred 2 leti
  • So broken

    Kristian BukendKristian BukendPred 2 leti
  • my alexa looked up shape porn. my parent is ashamed of me :) thanks racc lmao

    Fortnite ClappedFortnite ClappedPred 2 leti
  • At 4:20, I literally threw my phone next to me on my bed and proceeded to die.

    AkitakeAkitakePred 2 leti
  • bill nein

    LernLernPred 2 leti
  • Please stop you are actually setting my Amazon echo off oh my goodness

    D ShermzD ShermzPred 2 leti
  • When racc was asking Alexa stuff my Alexa went off lmao

    RoyalRoyalPred 2 leti
  • 50 shapes of grey.

    Alex O'DrsicollAlex O'DrsicollPred 2 leti
  • Isn’t a triangle love triangle just the triforce?

    TheKyotoEffectTheKyotoEffectPred 2 leti
  • Every time you told Alexa to look something up, my Alexa turned on😂😂

    Alyssa 7115Alyssa 7115Pred 2 leti
  • Bill nuh the science bruh

    no_shmono_shmoPred 2 leti
    • I nearly piss myself every time i see this 😂

      Acorn SwirlAcorn SwirlPred letom
  • What does bill nye do when he's bored He *bill sighs*

    KadeM8KadeM8Pred 2 leti
    • When he was in elementary school, Bill Nye drew in the Bill lines

      ZewpsZewpsPred letom
    • KadeM8 he gains the bill to dye

      Ravio The ThiefRavio The ThiefPred 2 leti
    • Alex Felton 😂

      Candied ThroneCandied ThronePred 2 leti
    • Bill Nye might not be able to do it, but he sure as hell can Bill Try.

      Alex FeltonAlex FeltonPred 2 leti
    • KadeM8 if bill nye smokes weed hes bill high

      Joe NutsJoe NutsPred 2 leti
  • His name is Huu Me: AHHHHH, SWAMP DUDE

    KeymidnightKeymidnightPred 2 leti
  • So the link to raccoon is missing a w

    SimonDxtSimonDxtPred 2 leti
  • Is it just me or does raccoon sound like swaggersouls

    tankansteintankansteinPred 2 leti
    • They sound nothing alike and their humor is not similar, you're dumb

      Jugg MKJJugg MKJPred letom
    • Lol my friend thought they were the same person

      Flaming_Phoenix 26Flaming_Phoenix 26Pred letom
    • Memeical (edited)

      The GodfatherThe GodfatherPred 2 leti
    • Not you. Not only they sound similar but even his jokes are as bad.

      Ankle doktorAnkle doktorPred 2 leti
  • Wouldn't a triangle love triangle be a... *Triforce*

    Max S.Max S.Pred 2 leti
  • god, you're growing quickly

    YandereYanderePred 2 leti
  • hurricane Irma

    The БрухThe БрухPred 2 leti
    • Money Colector me too

      The GodfatherThe GodfatherPred 2 leti